Wu Sanxing was in the hole FOR THREE YEARS oh my actual god I can't stop laughing at this. Good job he brought a razor in with him!! I will never stop cracking up over his AMAZING PLAN to just...mail himself to W11 without any supplies...Wow the search for San-shu would've ended real quick if they just showed Wu Xie his mummified corpse down a hole. "Yeah, he's been there for a couple of decades? Nobody really knows. We figured it was none of our business what the inventory was doing, so..."
Very much enjoyed Wu Xie and Pangzi being massive jerks at Xue Wu's place. That was very very funny. That was brilliant. I want a fivefold increase in scenes to their theme music where they just fuck shit up as part of their plans.
WHERE ARE XIAOGE AND LIU SANG I FEEL BETRAYED *gross sobbing* The last episode was only 36 minutes they could have AT LEAST have had a tag with the two of them sipping product placement water or something!!
WHERE ARE THE TOMBS LOOK THEY HAD A BUNCH OF...mummy cocoons...in an underground warehouse that someone built an exact copy of overground? That's almost a tomb, right? (And how did Dir Ding know that Wu Xie was going to go for the one cocoon that held Xiao Bai WHY WAS SHE IN A COCOON PLEASE I JUST... I just want to know...?? And what was in the other cocoons seriously WTF WAS WITH THE COCOONS.)
- I would have preferred Xiao-Bai to be more of a mastermind but I still loved her just walking in and being "lol" at Wu Xie. And even after he gets his L14 prize from the woman who aged 50 years in 30 and is going to go turn herself over to the police for hitting a man with a phone (what) she still outranks him!
Director Ding's little victory dance was amazing. More villians should do literal victory dances imo. He had the best time being a villain! As far as I can tell that was literally his motivation all along: DO VILLAINY. IT'S FUN!
I feel we could have had a bit more blood-coughing from Wu Xie. Like, another scene after they escaped from the explosion. That would have been good. (Someone write me a tag or I'll have to do it.) I felt we could've had a LOT more. So. You know. *enables*
Wu Xie jumps into the inescapable hole Wu Sanxing was in FOR THREE YEARS. I can't wait XD XD XD Hopefully he doesn't stay down there for three years.
Okay and: why on EARTH would Piaopiao think Creepy Wu was the guy behind finding Xiao Mei the donor and not Pangzi who's been trying to throw money at her (literally!) every chance he got and has held her as she cried about her daughter and said he'd do anything to save her. WHY. I mean. Why??? (Unless maybe she doesn't want it to be Pangzi because she's feeling guilty about betraying him already and getting proof that he's done all this for her would just wreck her?)
Also...why does the bad guy want Pangzi out of the way through these completely convoluted means when they could just, idk. Poison him? Like. I'm not saying anyone should poison Pangzi! But if you wanted Wu Xie to not have Pangzi around to help him there are easier ways than roping in a hairdresser to try and turn them against each other??
...or maybe I just don't Get villainy and if you're a true villain this makes perfect sense. It's just more satisfying that way?
WHEN WILL XIAOGE RETURN WHEN WILL WE GET IRON TRIANGLE ADVENTURES AGAIN *sob*
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I will never stop cracking up over his AMAZING PLAN to just...mail himself to W11 without any supplies...Wow the search for San-shu would've ended real quick if they just showed Wu Xie his mummified corpse down a hole. "Yeah, he's been there for a couple of decades? Nobody really knows. We figured it was none of our business what the inventory was doing, so..."
Very much enjoyed Wu Xie and Pangzi being massive jerks at Xue Wu's place. That was very very funny.
That was brilliant. I want a fivefold increase in scenes to their theme music where they just fuck shit up as part of their plans.
WHERE ARE XIAOGE AND LIU SANG I FEEL BETRAYED
*gross sobbing* The last episode was only 36 minutes they could have AT LEAST have had a tag with the two of them sipping product placement water or something!!
WHERE ARE THE TOMBS
LOOK THEY HAD A BUNCH OF...mummy cocoons...in an underground warehouse that someone built an exact copy of overground? That's almost a tomb, right? (And how did Dir Ding know that Wu Xie was going to go for the one cocoon that held Xiao Bai WHY WAS SHE IN A COCOON PLEASE I JUST... I just want to know...?? And what was in the other cocoons seriously WTF WAS WITH THE COCOONS.)
- I would have preferred Xiao-Bai to be more of a mastermind but I still loved her just walking in and being "lol" at Wu Xie.
And even after he gets his L14 prize from the woman who aged 50 years in 30 and is going to go turn herself over to the police for hitting a man with a phone (what) she still outranks him!
Director Ding's little victory dance was amazing. More villians should do literal victory dances imo.
He had the best time being a villain! As far as I can tell that was literally his motivation all along: DO VILLAINY. IT'S FUN!
I feel we could have had a bit more blood-coughing from Wu Xie. Like, another scene after they escaped from the explosion. That would have been good. (Someone write me a tag or I'll have to do it.)
I felt we could've had a LOT more. So. You know. *enables*
Wu Xie jumps into the inescapable hole Wu Sanxing was in FOR THREE YEARS. I can't wait XD XD XD
Hopefully he doesn't stay down there for three years.
Okay and: why on EARTH would Piaopiao think Creepy Wu was the guy behind finding Xiao Mei the donor and not Pangzi who's been trying to throw money at her (literally!) every chance he got and has held her as she cried about her daughter and said he'd do anything to save her. WHY. I mean. Why??? (Unless maybe she doesn't want it to be Pangzi because she's feeling guilty about betraying him already and getting proof that he's done all this for her would just wreck her?)
Also...why does the bad guy want Pangzi out of the way through these completely convoluted means when they could just, idk. Poison him? Like. I'm not saying anyone should poison Pangzi! But if you wanted Wu Xie to not have Pangzi around to help him there are easier ways than roping in a hairdresser to try and turn them against each other??
...or maybe I just don't Get villainy and if you're a true villain this makes perfect sense. It's just more satisfying that way?
WHEN WILL XIAOGE RETURN WHEN WILL WE GET IRON TRIANGLE ADVENTURES AGAIN *sob*